I Tried Every Way to Talk to People Abroad. Here Is My Rating, From D to S.
I Tried Every Way to Talk to People Abroad. Here Is My Rating, From D to S.
Phrasebooks, pointing, the free app, earbuds, screen gadgets and one little disc, graded the way I would grade a pan I cook with every night: does it do the job, or does it make me look busy?
Key takeaways
- Six ways to talk abroad, graded D to S on one question: did they understand me, and I them, without reading?
- Anything that makes someone read a screen tops out at A-.
- The S went to the only tool that talks both ways with the phone in your pocket.
Every year I spend two weeks somewhere I can't read the street signs, and every year I try a new way of not looking lost.
This is the list. D is what ended up in a drawer, and S is the one I would buy again the same day I lost it.
How the grades work
I put each one through the same moments: ordering lunch, asking for directions, sorting something out at a counter, and holding an actual back-and-forth with a stranger.
No points for looking clever. Points only for whether the other person understood me and I understood them, with neither of us reading.
DThe phrasebook
You find the sentence, you say it badly, and they answer at full speed. The book has nothing for what they just said.
It's a souvenir pretending to be a tool.
DPointing and smiling
It will get you a plate of food. It will not get you the right plate, the price before you pay, or the pharmacy at the back of the market.
And everyone in the room can see exactly how much you understood, which is nothing.
CThe big free translation app
It works if you're both willing to stand over a phone. You type or speak, turn the screen around or hand it over, then tap back for their turn.
Good for a sign, bad for a person, and I have never enjoyed giving a stranger my unlocked phone.
BTranslator earbuds
The idea is right: you hear the translation instead of reading it. The practice is awkward, because you're offering a stranger an earbud while you both fiddle with a phone.
Fine with a friend. Odd with a waiter.
A-Screen translators
A dedicated handheld that speaks and shows the text. Your phone stays in your pocket, and at a counter it does the job.
The minus: both of you end up staring at a screen instead of at each other, and it's one more thing to charge and carry.
SThe ECDF disc
Press the button, talk, and it says it out loud in their language. They answer, press, and it says it back in English, all while it hangs on your chest and your phone stays in your pocket.
The only one on this list where I forgot I was using something.
The S-tier deep dive
A round disc, matte graphite, about the size of a hockey puck. One microphone button in the center, a small blue light, and a lanyard so it sits on your chest like a light necklace, or in your hand if you prefer.
Setup is a one-time job: pair it in the free ECDF app on your phone, pick your two languages, put the phone away. From then on it is one button, and it works wherever your phone works.
The two moments that earned the S
Lunch, in Spanish. I pressed the button and asked what the grilled dish on the next table was, and the disc asked for me, out loud. The waiter answered, pressed, and the disc told me in English, so I ordered it and nobody read anything.
Directions, in Chinese. A street name I couldn't pronounce and a man who spoke no English. I pressed and asked, he answered into the same disc as if we had been doing this for years, and I found the street.
Both times I noticed the same thing. The other person looked at me, not at a gadget.
What else it does that the rest of the list doesn't
It saves every conversation in the app, so the directions that man gave me were still there that evening when I needed them again.
When I tried my own Spanish on it, it corrected my grammar. The box calls it a Spanish & English Practice Companion, and that is a fair description.
165 languages printed on the box. No subscription, no monthly fee, no credits that expire; charge it, and it's good for days of normal use.
Who this grade is for
If your trips involve one language you half know and several you don't, the disc is the first thing on this list that doesn't punish you for it.
If you only ever read menus and never speak to anyone, the C-tier app will do. But that isn't how anyone I know actually travels.
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Questions readers sent after my last rating
Do I need an app?
Once. You pair the disc in the free ECDF app on your phone and choose your two languages. After that the phone stays in your pocket and it's one button.
Is there a subscription or a monthly fee?
No. You buy it once, with no monthly fee and no credits that expire.
Does it really work both ways?
Yes. You press and talk, it speaks in their language. They press and talk, it speaks in English, from the same button on the same disc.
What about accents and fast talkers?
Speak at a normal pace, one sentence at a time. If something comes back odd, press and say it a shorter way, the same thing you would do with a person, and the saved conversation in the app lets you check later.
How long does the battery last?
Charge it, and it's good for days of normal use. The charging cable is in the box, along with the lanyard and a quick-start card.
What if it doesn't work for me?
Use it on your whole trip. If you're not amazed, send it back within 30 days for a full refund.
Why people say they bought it
Word-for-word answers to our post-purchase survey, written on the day of the order. Initials and state only. These are reasons for buying, not product reviews.
Going to Japan next month
Because it would be nice to understand when my wife is talking to somebody else
Traveling to foreign countries as well as communicating with Spanish speaking relatives
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The ECDF translator
- One button. It talks out loud, both ways.
- 165 languages, printed on the box.
- No subscription, no monthly fee. Buy it once.
- Saves every conversation, corrects your grammar.
- 30-day money-back guarantee.
Cheaper per unit when you take two.
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